singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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