Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Quick, to the slutcave!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
