Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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