His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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