What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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