what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
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I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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