is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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