Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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