Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
i out mim tonsoeep
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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