Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so that wasnt chicken after all
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
If its not for food we ain't going out.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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