thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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