no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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