honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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