I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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