PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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