Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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