mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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