butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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