It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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