Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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