Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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