Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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