He uses pillows to masturbate.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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