So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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