I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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