Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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