I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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