I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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