1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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