You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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