If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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