ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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