what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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