first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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