I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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