My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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