Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
is it fun? or sober?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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