I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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