New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
