If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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