I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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