in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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