Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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