entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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