i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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