i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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