a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
