he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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