okay pat passed out under dana's car
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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