Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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