Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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