i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Randomize
