would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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