He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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