you turned your livingroom into a bong?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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