Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
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Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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