these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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