doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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