I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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