No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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